Died and Gone to Heaven...

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by Love2ref4Ever
Hey Julie, for the record, why do they call you Rainmaker? Did you knock down alot of jumpshots as a player to earn that nickname?

Everyone who lives in Portland and washes their car is a rainmaker.

Here's some more rain jokes about Portland:

People here don't tan, they rust.

Last year, 50 people fell off their bicycles - and drowned!

Come visit during our annual Rain Festival - January through December each year.

We can tell when it's summer - the rain gets warmer.

We're changing the name of our city to "Pourtland".