No, not "those" two

[Mark Padgett]

Last night in my second game (8th grade girls), I was acquainted with one of the coaches. His name is Bill. His wife acted as his assistant coach for this game. Her name is Hillary. The only strange thing was that she let him run things.

BTW - he "disappeared" at halftime (bathroom, I think). I checked and made sure none of his interns, er, I mean players, were missing also. One of his players was named Mona. The first time I heard him call out to her, I thought he said "Monica".