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				Tale of a Drafted Clock Operator (Games five and six)
			 
 
			
			Why do I even do this to myself?  I mean really.  Reffing is bad enough, but now I am the “Official Timekeeper” for the HS F and JV Teams – duh!  I don’t ref in this league as my son goes to school here……..so, I block off my days and go to his games and keep the clock.  Tonight was quite the adventure.
 Two large, rival schools.  Freshman game is no contest.  R starts off the game by himself – no partner.  I thought he made some real good, tough calls, but, what do I know.  7 min mark of 1 Qtr in walks the U (I reffed with them before, notoriously late).  H is up 41-29 with 20 seconds left in the game.  H1 is holding the ball and V1 is not within 6 feet and the clock is ticking down.  H players stand at their bench to clap for their victorious team.  Tweet!  Stop Clock - 10.6 seconds remain.  R waves his hands, “Ballgame!” and he and his partner walk off the court.  Everyone in the gym – players, coaches, fans are just saying “huh?” and asking me, what happened.  I have no idea.  Game over.
 
 Between games I went to see the JV U as she worked the first game – her explanation, her partner (the R) decided if V wasn’t going to play defense, why continue.  Game over.   Alrighty then……
 
 V JV’s take the court at 20 min and immediately run the length of the court and lap the H team already on the floor (obviously, they haven’t read the forum).  No incidents, R and U not on the floor yet.  Game is scrappy.  H up by 10 with 4 min to go and goes into a STUPID stall.  V catches all the way up.  Coaches/fans going nuts.  Refs really taking a lot of heat from everyone but are remaining cool.  Game is kinda outa control.  T's may be near.  R calls V THREE times, count em - THREE times in the last 3 min for their players “illegally leaving the court” under their basket.  The place is going nuts – R, you’re kidding right?  Bizarre!!  We've talked about this call a lot here.....  Wow!  V Coach is about ready to pop a blood vessel!
 
 V comes all the way back and hits 2 free throws with 6.2 secs left.  H goes the length of the court and misses a lay-up and loses.
 
 Ooooh, I can’t wait until next week!
 
				__________________There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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