The game from H-E-double hockey sticks

[Rich]

Originally Posted by fullor30

Can I ask what they give you for mileage?? Are you way up in "Ya hey dere country?"

Oh, you should've seen the JV officials, too.

One was in a Byron collar. The other in a V-neck. Both wore watches, one silver and one black.

One had this pair of shoes on: Running : Training : WR993

One wore black Dockers with a braided belt. The other had a pair of beltless pants that looked kinda like sweatpants. The other had on a nice, purty gold chain. Both blew pea-whistles that sounded like lung transplants were soon on the horizon.

Their attire matched their officiating.

When we were getting dressed I started asking the usual questions:

-Flag or no flag
-Who's the R
-What color watch?
-Necklace or no necklace?
-Lanyard or finger whistle, metal or plastic?
-Byron or V-neck?
-Officiating shoes or my black dress shoes?
-What color watch will we wear?