Geography lesson...

[rockyroad]

Here's one from a Mariners fan - since we can't beat them either, I will join in on the Yankees jokes...

A young teacher was hired at an elementary school in a wealthy suburb of Boston. Trying to get to know her little 1st grade students a little better, she had them each stand up and tell what their parents did for a living. All the kids were doing a fine job, until she got to little Johnny who stood with his head bowed and said:

"My name is Johnny. My dad is a cross-dressing, transvestite prostitute, and my mom is an exotic dancer at a strip club."

Little Johnny then sat back down. Not knowing what else to do, the teacher continued around the room. Just as they finished this exercise, the bell rang for recess. She decided she needed to talk to Johnny, so she had him stay behind...

"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you, Johnny," she began...

"Oh no, teacher. I wasn't embarrassed. See, my dad is really a retired Yankees player, and my mom worked as a secretary for the team. Now if I had to tell the class that - well then I would have been embarrassed."