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Old Wed May 15, 2002, 10:47pm
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I am in the process of writing a study program for the computer. It will give m/c and t/f questions. If you are interested in the program, please let me know. Also, if you have and situations please send.
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Old Thu May 16, 2002, 12:10am
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OK - here's a tricky situation. I've never been able to find a definitive answer.

Your wife says, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
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Old Thu May 16, 2002, 06:31am
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Your wife says, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Correct answer: "It's not the dress that makes you look fat. . ."

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Old Thu May 16, 2002, 07:55am
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The answer to that question is a simple "No, it doesn't make you look fat."

That being said, you haven't mentioned that it may be her hips or the chocolate that make her look fat. Always remember, just answer the question that is asked.
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Old Thu May 16, 2002, 09:10am
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My answer, of course, was only to be given in the event that you want a divorce. Sleeper's is the best choice. Sage advice from a man who's obviously been throught the wars.

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Old Thu May 16, 2002, 09:29am
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My answer, of course, was only to be given in the event that you want a divorce. Sleeper's is the best choice. Sage advice from a man who's obviously been throught the wars.

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The best answer: "Oh my gawd, I completely forgot about my
doctor's appointment! Gotta go, call ya later!"
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Old Thu May 16, 2002, 02:00pm
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Your knowledge of the game is helping me out immensely. However, I cannot say the same as for your advise in answering wife questions.
In situations such as the un-answerable question, I have found it best to use the powers of narcolepsy!
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