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"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination."
"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka." Mark - are you our "big toe?" :p |
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Mark, I didn't have you pegged for a tree-hugger, but the way you're recycling your material lately has me wondering.
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Recycle - Reduce - Reuse
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Hold The Presses ...
Wait a minute. I may owe an apology to Mark Padgett. Like Snaqwells, I could have sworn that Mark Padgett used that "grandmother" joke before, but I just did an advanced search, and I can't find the original joke. Either I owe Mark Padgett an apology, or his joke was somehow deleted by a Forum moderator. Those moderators are really careful about grandmother jokes. Nobody wants to offend grandmothers. The AARP has a lot more power than we give them credit for.
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