Brian and rec ball

[Mark Padgett]

This past weekend, I did nine games, ranging from freshman girls to varsity boys. In a freshman boys game, we had a female coach for the third week in a row. She's a real pain and doesn't shut up. I've already T'd her twice in the previous weeks.

Before the game, I asked my partner if he had this coach before. He said yes. I said, "then you know she's really vocal."

He said, "Actually, I would have used the word b*tchy".

I replied, "Vocal sounds much nicer, but b*tchy works for me."

Guess what? I T'd her in the first half and he T'd her in the second.

After she left, it was much, much quieter.