Do you want this whistle?

[zebraman]

While offering the coach a whistle might be funny in certain instances, don't stoop to that. It makes the game unprofessional which isn't fair to the kids. If he's being a horse's ***, that's exactly what the technical foul is for. If he needs two "T's," send him/her packing!

If dblref's story happened around here in a school game, I think both the ref and the coach would be suspended for quite a while.

Z