Come on herd, let us steer this conversation in the right direction before it gets utterly ridiculous. Jokes and puns about cows are very rare and never well done.

Oh great. Now I've spilled milk on my Jersey. This is becoming a pain in the diary-air. I don't want to get branded a punster. I'd have a real beef with that. It's not something I want to steak my reputation on. I'm really milking this one, aren't I?

The Cow Jumped Over The Moon ...
 

Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? She was udderly destroyed.

That joke just spoiled all the fun out of this thread. :D

Peace

This thread...
 

I don't think any Jersey cows would be on the home team. They only have brown jerseys as far as I know.

Maybe you are becoming lactose intolerant.

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I wasn't before this thread, now I'm going to have to buy some "Silk."

I think only 2% of these jokes were funny.

I've only skimmed it; I haven't read the whole thing.

Mooo-ve along. Nothing to see here. It was all just a big mis-steak.

Yeah but it's all been done before.

This thread is turning into deja moo all over again.