Any videos links to bball situation?
 

links to videos.

Nagy0716, perhaps, consider going to www.youtube.com and search for what you are looking for. We could send you links all night until the cows come home.

Is it safe for the cows to be travelling home at night?

Depends on how much bull is out there. I'm sure they don't go anywhere near Billy Packer's house. :rolleyes:

Dan:

Before calling a cow for traveling make sure you have the right pivot hoof.

MTD, Sr.

Mark:

I had a legal jump stop on that play.

Dan

I'm not beefing, but I predict this thread will be an udder disaster as we milk these puns for all they are worth.

I agree. Maybe we could ask the mods to shut it down?

That's no bull, we're gonna get some cheesy ones I bet.

Oh you're just trying to butter Bob up!

I'm waiting for someone to connect the image of Bob being covered in butter with a pun about being horny.

Of course, I would never do that. :cool:

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work......

And for our Canadian friends...

There was this city guy driving in the country, and came across a sign nailed to a fence post saying "Boat for sale"...

Thinking he could use a boat to go fishing with his kids, he drove into the farmers yard and looked around for the boat.

Having only seen a couple of cows, some chickens and a pig, he went up to the farmers house and asked about the sign.

The farmer came out and with his hands holding his suspenders, he said..."yep, dem der two cows of mine, 'Bessie and Eunice', dey are boat for sale eh"...

All this before I have to go to Wisconsin next month. ;)

Peace

No doubt you'll come back with quite a tail to tell ;)

(I'm gonna get creamed for that, I'm sure)

Come on herd, let us steer this conversation in the right direction before it gets utterly ridiculous. Jokes and puns about cows are very rare and never well done.

Oh great. Now I've spilled milk on my Jersey. This is becoming a pain in the diary-air. I don't want to get branded a punster. I'd have a real beef with that. It's not something I want to steak my reputation on. I'm really milking this one, aren't I?

The Cow Jumped Over The Moon ...
 

Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? She was udderly destroyed.

That joke just spoiled all the fun out of this thread. :D

Peace

This thread...
 

I don't think any Jersey cows would be on the home team. They only have brown jerseys as far as I know.

Maybe you are becoming lactose intolerant.

Peace

I wasn't before this thread, now I'm going to have to buy some "Silk."

I think only 2% of these jokes were funny.

I've only skimmed it; I haven't read the whole thing.

Mooo-ve along. Nothing to see here. It was all just a big mis-steak.

Yeah but it's all been done before.

This thread is turning into deja moo all over again.