Number of Captains?

[Back In The Saddle]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Good way to ease the tension before a game. I like it. I'm stealing it. It's mine from now on.

"Where is the best place in town to get a bite to eat after the game?"
© 2008 BillyMac

We have a team in our area who are called the "Little Noises". To ease the tension before the game, I always ask the opposing captains why their opponents are called the "Little Noises". I get the right answer about half the time. If I don't get the right answer, I ask one of the "Little Noises" captains to explain it to the opposing captains and coaches.

I have to keep my priorities straight. Only after that do I ask about the smoking hot mother on the third row.

Duh! How else are you going to know where to ask her to dinner after the game?