Coach: How can you make a call like that?

Ref: Hmmm, I wish this guy would shut up. He's making it hard for me to concentrate. Now, let's see, should I have the tater tots or the onion rings with my T-bone on the way home?

No doubt about it. You've gotta get another hat!

Coach: Don't blink, you almost set a new record! 10 more seconds, 9 seconds. 8, 7... don't look dont move.. hang in ther!! You're gonna do it!!

Coach: "Please let me out of the box just this once. I gotta go back to the concession stand. They shortchanged me."

Coach: C'mon, Ref. He's camping in there. Don't you see the pup tent, the camp fire and the smores? He's been in there since LAST YEAR'S PLAYOFFS! I know you're not blind. You gotta call that. He's killin' us...........

Ref: That's right, another couple of inches closer .... keep coming, an inch at a time....just one more step and you'll be out of the box and .....

Whack! Whack! To the moon, Alice.

I love my job.

He's thinking "Arby's"

I've seen this official before. I thought he was out of the VA Beach area or Roanoke area. I think I remember him doing a state tourney game a couple of years ago at Robinson HS (Fairfax area).