Totally off topic - lame joke of the year
 

Did you hear that all the toilet seats at the police station were stolen?
It's doubtful they'll find the guy.
The cops have nothing to go on. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...ges/tongue.gif

Since the male cops obviously can still "go" this is yet another example of the insensitive anti-woman humor that is all too common in our society.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental abilities.

Fixed it for ya....:)

No, you are the anti-feminist by thinking that all cops must be male. Obviously, this burglary took place at a precinct where all the officers were female.

I don't expect you to get it, it is just too nuanced for your feeble mental male abilities.

Yeah, they must have wanted new fuzzy plush pink toilet seats.

Did my feeble male mental male abilities get it right?:D

Potty on Garth.

Actually I was assuming a 50/50 split males to females AND I assumed the precinct had co-Captains, one male one female, with equal authority and responsibility.

So there... :cool:

(of course the Gender Equality Compliance Officer would be a woman, that goes without saying)

OK - so only half the seats were stolen. Friends again?

Sure, we never stopped. But your solution leaves open the question of exactly *which* seats were stolen...this entire mess could have been avoided with unisex toilets!

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z...rry/toilet.jpg

By the way, I heard on the news last night that Senator Larry Craig is looking for an intern. Maybe we can steer some fanboys his way. :D

Mark,
While we're on the subject, Did you know the Norwegians were the inventor of the toilet seat? The French were the ones who LATER cut the hole in the seat!:D

To apply they'll have to slide their resumes under the door of stall #3

Well, that a new name to call 'em.......

Yeah and some of us have longer more substantial and...errr... (cough cough) meatier resumes than others.

Yes, but is your resume to the point? If not, Craig won't consider you for the position. :p

Why? Is he a mis..., a mys.... Is he a woman hater?

And some of us don't have to slide their "resumes" <b>under</b> the door......

Yeah, under the door or fling it over the top, whatever.

Either way works once I untie it from my ankle.

hmmm.. I think from what we've learned he's not entirely a woman hater.

They are just not his preference, given the choice.

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