The most stupid comment made from a fan or coach

[Larks]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
3rd or 4th Q ... can't remember which.
Coach B ... "Foul? How can that be his 5th foul? It's the first time you've blown your whistle all game!"

Have to think about the translation, but here's the Davism:

"Ya' coach - and here's the second." WHACK!!!

"Would you like to hear the third?"

Lol...I got a T in rec ball as a player saying that. Funny thing was the guy who gave it to me I found out later was a D1 college ref picking up some games in the summer. I think his name was Buddy Mayborg if any of you know him

After a foul call, Buddy was running by our bench. I said..."finally blew your whistle for the first time today eh?". He stopped, Racked me with a T and "yep...and here's the 2nd." Funny thing was he was cool as the other side of the pillow and whacked me w/o hesitation. I was pissed then but I look back on it now and laugh. Well that and look forward to using that line someday on some vocabulary challenged howler monkey.

Larks - VIT