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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 12:35pm
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Wow. Lots of references to body parts. The first thing I thought of was a "fish story". It got away, but I swear it was this big!
Me too.....
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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 01:48pm
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Coach, "Cmon, ref! Ya noticed all my players wearing wrist bands before the game (NOW I'm wearing them to hold for them)......and you didn't notice that guy was out of bounds THIS much?"

Ref thinking to himself: "I'm just going to ignore him. My buddies on the Forum said don't pay attention to the coaches rants. Nyah, Nayh, Nyah, not listening, blah, blah, blah...."

Asst Coach, "I love my coach. He's great and funny...... He's really giving that ref the bidness!"
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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 12:37pm
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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 06:06pm
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Might as well take a crack at the coaches now....
Coach, "I shot a buck last week that was this wide, this wiiiiiide!

Asstitant Coach, "I wonder if the coach knows that the reff is a senior member of PETA and a vegetarian?!"
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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 07:02pm
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"I wonder if the coach knows that the reff is a senior member of PETA.....
You mean People Eating Tasty Animals?
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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 08:04pm
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You mean People Eating Tasty Animals?
That's my definition of that acronym! Glad some other people have heard that one too!
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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 08:06pm
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That's my definition of that acronym! Glad some other people have heard that one too!
I think the original line came from Robin Williams.
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Old Wed Jan 30, 2008, 08:25pm
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Might as well take a crack at the coaches now....
Bruce Willis! Bruce Willis!I ain't no Bruce Willis, pal.
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Old Sat Feb 02, 2008, 12:35pm
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Might as well take a crack at the coaches now....
"IF the basket was THIS BIG we STILL couldn't hit a shot . . . "
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Old Sat Feb 02, 2008, 02:10pm
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Might as well take a crack at the coaches now....
The coaching box was this big last year!
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Old Sat Feb 02, 2008, 06:46pm
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Might as well take a crack at the coaches now....
C'mon cut him some slack. Chuck is *at least* this tall!
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Old Sat Feb 02, 2008, 08:14pm
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Might as well take a crack at the coaches now....

The officials were warned in advance by his therapist that the coach would threaten to throw a large invisible rock at them and that the best thing they could do was ignore him.
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Old Sat Feb 02, 2008, 08:32pm
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The officials were warned in advance by his therapist that the coach would threaten to throw a large invisible rock at them and that the best thing they could do was ignore him.
ROFL!!
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