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"No. Closely guarded only requires two feet. I should know - I've played the game my whole life!" http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...illy_nilly.gif

Coach, "Cmon, ref! Ya noticed all my players wearing wrist bands before the game (NOW I'm wearing them to hold for them)......and you didn't notice that guy was out of bounds THIS much?"

Ref thinking to himself: "I'm just going to ignore him. My buddies on the Forum said don't pay attention to the coaches rants. Nyah, Nayh, Nyah, not listening, blah, blah, blah...."

Asst Coach, "I love my coach. He's great and funny...... He's really giving that ref the bidness!"

Coach, "I shot a buck last week that was this wide, this wiiiiiide!

Asstitant Coach, "I wonder if the coach knows that the reff is a senior member of PETA and a vegetarian?!"

You mean People Eating Tasty Animals? :p

That's my definition of that acronym! Glad some other people have heard that one too!

I think the original line came from Robin Williams. :)

My Vote
 

Best one so far.

"IF the basket was THIS BIG we STILL couldn't hit a shot . . . "

The coaching box was this big last year!

C'mon cut him some slack. Chuck is *at least* this tall!

The officials were warned in advance by his therapist that the coach would threaten to throw a large invisible rock at them and that the best thing they could do was ignore him.

ROFL!!