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Might as well take a crack at the coaches now....:)

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"You haven't been using the new not closely guarded mechanic. Your evaluator is in the stands!"

You Asked For It
 

"Your wife's *** is this big!"

Coach to Ref: If your balls were as big as you claim...you'd make a call out there!

Ref thinking to himself: I'm about to stick my foot that far up his azh, if he calls for over the back, one more time!

If you're not going to blow that whistle, I got something this long for you.

.... but now.. after enzite I'm this big!!!

Ha! I swear I saw the photo and was about to post the same thing.........

" And the hoooome of the braaave'


All the good ones were taken

See how BIG my mouth is? I can take it this big!:eek:

Ref': Great I got the coach telling me how big he can take it, and the assistant behind me wont quit looking at my arse! :D

Wow. Lots of references to body parts. The first thing I thought of was a "fish story". It got away, but I swear it was this big!

Ditto. Ditto. Ditto.

You guys always screw me, so you might as well get it over with now.

But ref, the ball was this close to going in, can't you count the basket? We really need one.

Me too.....

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"No. Closely guarded only requires two feet. I should know - I've played the game my whole life!" http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...illy_nilly.gif

Coach, "Cmon, ref! Ya noticed all my players wearing wrist bands before the game (NOW I'm wearing them to hold for them)......and you didn't notice that guy was out of bounds THIS much?"

Ref thinking to himself: "I'm just going to ignore him. My buddies on the Forum said don't pay attention to the coaches rants. Nyah, Nayh, Nyah, not listening, blah, blah, blah...."

Asst Coach, "I love my coach. He's great and funny...... He's really giving that ref the bidness!"

Coach, "I shot a buck last week that was this wide, this wiiiiiide!

Asstitant Coach, "I wonder if the coach knows that the reff is a senior member of PETA and a vegetarian?!"

You mean People Eating Tasty Animals? :p

That's my definition of that acronym! Glad some other people have heard that one too!

I think the original line came from Robin Williams. :)

My Vote
 

Best one so far.

"IF the basket was THIS BIG we STILL couldn't hit a shot . . . "

The coaching box was this big last year!

C'mon cut him some slack. Chuck is *at least* this tall!

The officials were warned in advance by his therapist that the coach would threaten to throw a large invisible rock at them and that the best thing they could do was ignore him.

ROFL!!