Jerk on the Book

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Had a similar situation happen a couple of years ago. I was running the clock (we have 6 schools where we do this) and the home team scorer was the coach's wife (she was also an absolute b##tch!). Offical (female) came over to report a foul and the scorer told her that was one of the worst calls she had ever seen. Official told scorer that she was part of the crew and she was to keep her opinions to herself. Scorer muttered something under her breath, official said "excuse me"? Scorer once again mentioned how bad the call was. Official told home coach that they needed to find someone else to keep the book because the scorer was being removed (official did not know it was the coach's wife). Scorer said in loud voice, "do you know who I am"? Official said, "Yep, your the person that will miss the rest of this game". Was all I could do to keep from laughing.