Here's a new one...

[ace]

Varsity boys game tonight

Home kid pushes visitor kid in the back as he was shooting.

I see it - it's a no brainer- guy goes up for the shot - defensive player sticks his forarm in the guys back and pushes off and throws the shooters balance.

I blow my whistle. On my way to the table home coach starts saying "6 numbers baby- you owe me six numbers"

So he says this a few times, and I'm just getting baffled.. So finally I ask while I'm bringing subs in - "Coach, I know this may sound stupid, but what is "6 numbers?"
"The lottery numbers, if you can anticipate that call - then I want you to pick my lottery numbers!"
i kind of start chuckling because it is funny...
"well coach, I saw it pretty good"
"I still think you owe me 6 numbers...."
..."here at the varsity level, we have intelligent conversations"

[Nevadaref]

Hey coach, we don't have a lottery in this state!

NEVADA