Mark Padgett M&M Guy wroteOh oh, my my. (Sorry, mick.) Bob, I'm afraid it's official (so to speak) - you now need some of Padgett's meds. Badly. Sorry - I never bring enough for the rest of the class. 🙁
rainmaker Mark Padgett wroteSorry - I never bring enough for the rest of the class. 🙁 Mary will sympathize with our concern -- I"ll talk to her about sharing.
JugglingReferee bob jenkins wroteWell, I read the first 10 posts with puns (posts #5 and #12 do not contain a pun) hoping that one of them would tickle my funny bone. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. WORST ONE EVER! EVER! (Consider it stolen.) Edit: I lied. This is the worst evar: bob jenkins wroteNo, he's wearing a new New Jersey jersey. And, if the player was Yo Yo Ma, who has the nickname Yo Mama, it would be Yo Yo "Yo Mama" Ma's new New Jersey jersey.
CoachP The old official finally retired from the profession. He said he just couldn't whistle while he worked anymore....
CoachP The officials had to stop the game to wipe off the floor. Apparently, a player had lost his dribble.
Mark Padgett rainmaker wroteMary will sympathize with our concern -- I"ll talk to her about sharing. Juulie - she spells it "Merri". She's very touchy about that. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean she likes to be touched. 🙁
rainmaker Mark Padgett wroteJuulie - she spells it "Merri". She's very touchy about that. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean she likes to be touched. 🙁 At least, that's what she tells you, eh? I knew that, and just forgot. Tell her I'm sorry.
Mark Padgett rainmaker wroteAt least, that's what she tells you, eh? I knew that, and just forgot. Tell her I'm sorry. Yeah - isn't it strange how some women spell their names in an unconventional way? 🙄
Old School Welpe wroteOne more... What do you call a chicken that is a friend of yours? A personal fowl.Classic.....!
Mark Padgett Old School wroteClassic.....! "Classic"???? I don't get it. Of what is this a pun? Please explain. 😕
Welpe Mark Padgett wrote"Classic"???? I don't get it. Of what is this a pun? Please explain. :confused: Don't you have personal fouls in basketball? You never said the puns had to be good...
Mark Padgett Welpe wroteDon't you have personal fouls in basketball? You never said the puns had to be good... Ya' don't get it. 😎
Welpe Mark Padgett wroteYa' don't get it. :cool: I'm sure there is more than one coach that would agree with you.... I'm a little slow sometimes, I get it now. 😮
