Refereeing the Defense

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Go ahead, take 1 more wild and exciting stab at life! Assert your creativity! Free yourself! Question authority as you did when you were young and carefree, before you were ground down by care and disappointment, saddled with responsibility (not to mention the high cost of that special little pill to help "when the moment's right").

Use a pencil instead.

But, what do I do when the coach tells me to get the lead out?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

But, what do I do when the coach tells me to get the lead out?

That's when you take one of them little pills.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

That's when you take one of them little pills.

Some of the coaches I've worked with, no pill is necessary.

With some other coaches, the whole box o' pills wouldn't help.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

But, what do I do when the coach tells me to get the lead out?

Do what you usually do. Take the lead out yourself.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Do what you usually do. Take the lead out yourself.

We're not going to start the self-bat discussion up again, are we?

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

We're not going to start the self-bat discussion up again, are we?

I know in my case it's gonna hit the floor before the second bat.

Umm...what are we talkin' about again?

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

I know in my case it's gonna hit the floor before the second bat.

Umm...what are we talkin' about again?

Slapping that monkey silly...uhmm, I think??