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"Top 10 Signs your NBA Ref is Nuts"

Keeps nude photos of NBA Commissioner David Stern in his wallet

Refers to the ball as "Peggy" -- now that's nuts

Refuses to let substitutes come out of the game unless they give two weeks notice

Puts ball under his shirt; claims he's carrying LeBron's baby

Every time someone makes a basket, he screams "Goooaaaallll!"

Thinks the Knicks rebuilding plan is working

He has a 24-second clock over his bed -- that's worse than calling the ball "Peggy"

Well, he's the only one out there on ice skates

Allows players extra free throw if they give him a cigarette

Asks Kobe for tips on maintaining a monogamous relationship