Sometimes, you just cannot win.

[26 Year Gap]

About 3 weeks ago, I advised my wife of the first AAU tournament. She reminded me it was Palm Sunday weekend. I told her I would do games on Saturday. Couple weeks later I let her know my schedule and she said that the kids we were hosting for the music festival had a concert at 2. Told her I'd get back as quick as I could, but it was unlikely I would make it. So today I get a call from the assignor wondering if I could work the first 3 games which would mean I could get back in time for the concert. My wife scolded me for having to get up so early when that was the only day to sleep in.

I guess it will be "Get up. Get out. And Get out quick."