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smoref Tue Apr 10, 2007 05:03pm

Rocky,

Atleast tomorow should be an interesting game with Hernandez vs Matsuzaka

ChuckElias Tue Apr 10, 2007 05:38pm

Ah, 14-3 today. Dice-K tomorrow. Snow on Thursday.

tjones1 Tue Apr 10, 2007 09:34pm

How about being able to watch a MLB game for 10 bucks. Sounds like a deal...

Nevadaref Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:48am

No more ties in baseball!
 
Those who like the odd quirks of baseball and follow the stats of the game should ponder this:

MIAMI (AP) -- It didn't take long for the first suspended game of the season under the new major league rule change.
The Florida Marlins' game against the Milwaukee Brewers was suspended after 10 innings and three rain delays Tuesday night with the score 2-2. Before this year, it would have become an official tie game and would have been replayed from the start. Because of the change made during the offseason, it will be resumed Wednesday night in the top of the 11th inning and be followed by the finale of the three-game series.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_y...410128&prov=ap

ChuckElias Wed Apr 11, 2007 07:37am

Off - off-topic
 
I didn't want to start another off-topic thread, so I'll tell this story here. My wife and I were walking the dog Monday morning, when we saw 4 large birds circling overhead. We're used to seeing Peregrine Falcons around here, but these were not falcons. One landed in a tree near us and my wife thought it was a turkey vulture. We got home and looked it up online and, sure enough, it was a turkey vulture.

Why do I mention this here (other than to give "26 Year Gap" another reason to kid me about walking the dog)? Because in the article describing the turkey vultrue, we read the following:

Quote:

Its primary form of defense is vomiting. These birds do not "projectile vomit," as many would claim. They simply cough up a lump of semi-digested meat. This foul-smelling substance deters most creatures intent on raiding a vulture nest. It will also sting if the offending animal is close enough to get the vomit in its face or eyes.
They'll literally puke on your shoes!!! Are turkey vultures the ancient ancestors of basketball officials? Do turkey vultures also employ the dreaded "stare at their pants" defense? Inquiring minds want to know!

Jurassic Referee Wed Apr 11, 2007 08:39am

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Originally Posted by ChuckElias
My wife and I were walking the dog Monday morning, when we saw 4 large birds circling overhead. We're used to seeing Peregrine Falcons around here, but these were not falcons. One landed in a tree near us and my wife thought it was a turkey vulture. We got home and looked it up online and, sure enough, it was a turkey vulture.

They must have seen you officiate before.

Don't feel bad. Every time I look out my window, I see buzzards circling my house.

rainmaker Wed Apr 11, 2007 09:54am

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckElias
I didn't want to start another off-topic thread, so I'll tell this story here. My wife and I were walking the dog Monday morning, when we saw 4 large birds circling overhead. We're used to seeing Peregrine Falcons around here, but these were not falcons. One landed in a tree near us and my wife thought it was a turkey vulture. We got home and looked it up online and, sure enough, it was a turkey vulture.

Why do I mention this here (other than to give "26 Year Gap" another reason to kid me about walking the dog)? Because in the article describing the turkey vultrue, we read the following:


They'll literally puke on your shoes!!! Are turkey vultures the ancient ancestors of basketball officials? Do turkey vultures also employ the dreaded "stare at their pants" defense? Inquiring minds want to know!

Wow, Chuck, sounds like you'll be taking your next PhD in paleo-ornithology. Cool!!

Dan_ref Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:12am

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Originally Posted by rainmaker
Wow, Chuck, sounds like you'll be taking your next PhD in paleo-ornithology. Cool!!

C'mon, it's no big deal. In fact I hear these birds are so common they don't even count in undergrad ornithology class.

rockyroad Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:54am

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
C'mon, it's no big deal. In fact I hear these birds are so common they don't even count in undergrad ornithology class.

At least not in any college in Indiana...

Felix vs. Dice-K...could be interesting.

M&M Guy Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:07am

Cubs-Astros game scheduled for this afternoon has already been postponed, due to "wintry conditions".

Yoo-hoo...Mr. Gore?...

This winter stuff is becoming inconvenient, true?

Jurassic Referee Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:05pm

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Cubs-Astros game scheduled for this afternoon has already been postponed, due to "wintry conditions".

Maybe they'll move it to Milwaukee. Might have a little culture with their baseball too then.

Dan_ref Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:28pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Cubs-Astros game scheduled for this afternoon has already been postponed, due to "wintry conditions".

Yoo-hoo...Mr. Gore?...

This winter stuff is becoming inconvenient, true?

Interesting article by an MIT weather guy. MIT is in Cambridge on Kendall Square, just across the river from Storrow Drive, which eventually takes you to Fenway Park, where the Red Sox play.

So enjoy this on-topic article!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17997788/site/newsweek/

M&M Guy Wed Apr 11, 2007 01:48pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan_ref
Interesting article by an MIT weather guy. MIT is in Cambridge on Kendall Square, just across the river from Storrow Drive, which eventually takes you to Fenway Park, where the Red Sox play.

So enjoy this on-topic article!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17997788/site/newsweek/

MIT, eh?

This guy can't be very smart. He doesn't live in Washington, DC or Hollywood, CA.

And thanks for keeping things on-topic! :D

M&M Guy Wed Apr 11, 2007 01:54pm

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Maybe they'll move it to Milwaukee. Might have a little culture with their baseball too then.

By "culture", I assume you mean cheeze?

Jurassic Referee Wed Apr 11, 2007 02:01pm

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
By "culture", I assume you mean cheeze?

Well, that and brats and beer.


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