I'd gone all season with two coach techs; one in a girls AAU and one in a boys JV. Today, I get two boys AAU games last minute, and come out with two more coach techs.

First game, coach is jawing about a missed call early. I ignore it. Later, I have an OOB call in front of his bench that he disagrees with. He says, "You had the same view I did, right?" I respond, "I would have thought so, but apparently is wasn't exactly the same."
"That's terrible."
Me, "Coach, that's enough."
Coach, "That's two calls."
T
Might be a bit quick, so I'm open to comments on this one.
Second game, midway through the first quarter I hear the coach call for our Lord and Savior. Not sure whether he was upset over a no-call or at his kids for losing the ball, I ignore this one.
Several minutes later, his kid goes up for a shot against two well-positioned defenders and gets the shot blocked. Both coaches up yelling now, with the head coach this time pretty clearly asking Jesus Christ to give him a call. Easy T. What are these guys getting away with when I'm not there?