(H)air Controller.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

If a player gets a finger caught inside another player's illegal headwear and breaks it, guess who is potentially liable?

Um, I would say the coach, because we asked them before the game started if all of their players were legally equipped.

Alright, I know in this litigious society that won't automatically keep us safe from liability, much less keep us safe from litigation. But I think euby was simply pointing out the irony that many follically-challanged people that would have no personal experience with hair products need to now become experts in the finer points of hair management.