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Back In The Saddle Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:32am

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Originally Posted by rainmaker
Wow. I had totally forgotten about "puke on his shoes." But why not stare at his pants?

It's summer ball; s/he's wearing shorts.

Jurassic Referee Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:00am

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Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle
It's summer ball; s/he's wearing shorts.

Aren't shorts just a type of "pants"?:confused:

M&M Guy Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:02am

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Aren't shorts just a type of "pants"?:confused:

So, are you saying on you, they're shorts, but on Chuck they would be pants?

JugglingReferee Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:08am

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Originally Posted by ChuckElias
Wow. What the heck is "code"? Never seen that one before on the forum.

Code was created with the intent that it be used to show programming code, whether it be C, JavaScript, Turing, or whatever.

I think it is supposed to indent the text, preceed and suceed the text with a blank line, and use a monospace font. But it's been so long since I knew everything about each tag, I could be wrong.

Jurassic Referee Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:10am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
So, are you saying on you, they're shorts, but on Chuck they would be pants?

Oooooooooooooo......

Chuck?

Yoohoo, Chuck?

Gee, Chuck, I'm not 110% sure, but I think ol' M mighta just dumped all over you.

Anyway, to answer your question, M........if Chuck was wearing my shorts, yes, he <b>would</b> have to open the fly to see out.

ChuckElias Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:14am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
So, are you saying on you, they're shorts, but on Chuck they would be pants?

Am I the one who's always razzing the Cubbies? Noooooooooooooo.

So how is it that I'm the one who's always on the "short" end of these jokes?!?!?!

Jurassic Referee Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:16am

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Originally Posted by JugglingReferee
Code was created with the intent that it be used to show programming code, wheatehr it be C, JavaScript, Turing, or whatever.

I think it is supposed to intent the text, preceed and suceed the text with a blank line, and use a monospace font.

Thanks for clearing that up. I can see that you're a <b>sharing</b> type of guy.

Now we can file that information where it belongs, under <i>"Who Gives A Sh!t"</i>.:D

M&M Guy Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:22am

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Originally Posted by ChuckElias
Am I the one who's always razzing the Cubbies? Noooooooooooooo.

So how is it that I'm the one who's always on the "short" end of these jokes?!?!?!

You're right, I'm sorry, it is very small of me to do that. I'm just using you to lash out and verbalize my tiny bit of frustration. I will go sit in the corner on my short stool and think a while about what I've done, and in short order I shall be fine.

Btw, it's going to be a while before I get the picture out of my mind of you peeking out of JR's shorts. :eek:

Jurassic Referee Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:23am

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Originally Posted by ChuckElias
So how is it that I'm the one who's always on the "short" end of these jokes?!?!?!

Hey, I was always one of your greatest supporters when you were still on tv.....
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/coleman85.jpg

Jurassic Referee Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:33am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Btw, it's going to be a while before I get the picture out of my mind of you peeking out of JR's shorts. :eek:

Especially if I was still wearing them....bigger:eek:

Picture <b>that</b>!

tmp44 Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:42am

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Especially if I was still wearing them....bigger:eek:

Picture <b>that</b>!

That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "peek-a-boo!"

Dan_ref Thu Aug 10, 2006 01:04pm

************ATTENTION ALL MODS!!!!**************

THREAD HIJACKING ALERT!!!!!!

WHERE ARE THE MODS!!!???

Back In The Saddle Thu Aug 10, 2006 03:03pm

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Thanks for clearing that up. I can see that you're a sharing type of guy.

Now we can file that information where it belongs, under "Who Gives A Sh!t".:D

Don't mind JR. He's still pissed as hell that there's no carriage return handle on his PC.

Jurassic Referee Thu Aug 10, 2006 04:26pm

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Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle
Don't mind JR. He's still pissed as hell that there's no carriage return handle on his PC.

My PC is coal-fired. Nuthin' the matter with fossil fuels....as long as I ain't the fossil.

Mark Padgett Thu Aug 10, 2006 06:50pm

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Then puke on his shoes.....

Don't forget to stare at his pants first.

My all time dumb coach remark submission - 10 seconds after opening tip, first whistle of the game, my partner calls a double foul. Coach yells, "Call it both ways."

For a moment, I thought Billy Packer was coaching. :p


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