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So, this guy walks into a bar with a dog, and announces he has the world's only talking dog. Everyone gathers around, and he proceeds to ask the dog a question:
"What's on the top of a house?" "Roof!" says the dog. A few people groan, so the guy say, "Wait, you'll see!. What's on the outside of a tree?" "Bark!" goes the dog. Now the crowd is grumbling and walking away. "No, wait, I can prove he really does talk. Honest! Let me ask one more question: Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" Someone from the crowd yells out, "Yea, right; he's gonna say "Ruth". So what?" And the crowd quickly disperses. The dog looks at the guy and say, "Actually, I was going to say DiMaggio; I think he was a better all-around player." |
Just so people know I'm trying to keep this on-topic, (:rolleyes:) I'd be interested to see the barking dog play clarified in the casebook.
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Like a dog. |
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http://forum.officiating.com/showthr...ggio#post85972 |
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Ok, I asked for everybody's help in assembling these questions, and I finally got a reply. I guess that I sent them too late to discuss at last year's meeting. In any case, these are the questions that we submitted. The blue text is my explanation of exactly what we were trying to clarify, and the red text is Mary Struckoff's ruling, as related by my friend on the committee.
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Now Dan can insert a comment about me not being here anymore. :) |
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Yeah you're still here all right. |
Iirc, I was right on 5 out of the 7 that she answered. We differed on the "barking dog" which I thought was silly but OK, and the fumble by an airborne shooter which I though was traveling(still do:) ).
Of course, after seeing some of her other rulings....as in the backcourt one from last year.....:D |
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Btw, we alerted Customs about your return. It's a good thing that you <b>enjoy</b> full-cavity searches, isn't it? |
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What if I train the cheerleaders do it??:D |
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