Why do they just not understand?

[JugglingReferee]

I did an "employees tournament" held at the local Toyota plant. Typical scenario with odd rules to accomodate their schedule... Team A is up by 4 with 1 minute to go, and on a break away. Team B player, close by, catches up, and bear hugs with one arm and uses the other to reach around Team A player to swat the ball away. (B player was quite a bit larger than A, so A was slowed up rather quickly.)

Easy call, it's an INT.

B goes nuts, saying "I was playing the ball." I said to him, "What you did is an exact definition of an INT foul." His response: "If it were INT, he'd be on the floor."

I said, "Oh, ok, well we have a different foul for that."

..Mike