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Hmmmm, could be the next great disaster movie: - The Titanic - The Poseidon Adventure - The Big Dig(starring Ron Jeremy) |
The only good thing about the Big Dig is that I don't have to drive through it to get to Fenway.
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Well, tonight I'm off on my annual pilgimage. This year our destinations are Detroit and Toronto. No ballpark tour in Detroit, unfortunately, but we'll tour SkyDome.
You won't have me to kick around for a few days. You'll have to get your laughs somewhere else. Sorry!! |
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Don't forget that midnight walking tour of downtown Detroit. I hear that it's simply mah-velous. |
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All the flights to Mogadishu booked? Baghdad too inaccessible? Beirut bothers your Tabbouleh allergies? Pyongyang not your cup of tea? |
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<font size = -2>Gosh Chuck, you didn't give me much time to cram a whole weekends' worth of humor into today's post...</font size> I hope you can <B>squirrel</B> away a bunch of good memories from this experience. Life is too <B>short</B> to let opportunities like this pass you by. Good luck; hope you get a chance to catch a couple of <B>balls</B>! |
And in other news today, Mark Prior was placed on the 15 day DL.
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http://www.angelfire.com/movies/petol/ This discrimation against Chuck, RockyRoad and others of their kind <b>must</b> stop! |
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And at the first of the season. And the middle of last season. And the season before that. I can feel Jim Hendrey's pain: http://images2.sportsline.com/u/ap/p...413_viewer.jpg |
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I hold them in such high regard I, in fact, put them on a pedestal. (Just to be able to see them, of course...) I'm off now to go hum Randy Newman tunes. |
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Leave me alone! Chuck?! Where are you?! Please come back! I need you occupy JR's mind! It won't take much, I promise! Chuck!?... Sigh... |
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Of course he needs to go to google to see a hose that aint tiny...but that's another thread, aint it?? |
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I'm still couldn't make 2nd tenor.:mad: |
Ok, here's one for Chuck.
Last night the Braves and the Padres played a wild one. Atlanta had leads of 5-1, 8-5, 11-9, and 12-11, yet blew each of them. The Padres lead briefly at 9-8. Atlanta finally won it 15-12 in 11 innings. Amazingly, Jorge Sosa, the Braves latest attempt at a closer, blew both the 11-9 and 12-11 leads in the 9th and 10th innings respectively. Now since you like quirky baseball stats I thought that you might like to know that despite this he only gets one blown save. According to MLB it is not possible for the same pitcher to blow two saves in the same game! The reason is that once he blows the first save opportunity he becomes the pitcher of record, and if his team retakes the lead, he is merely giving away his own win. You can't save your own win. Of course, all the fans know that he blew it twice. :) |
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I heard another quirky thing happened last night in the Giants/Phillies game. The Giants outfield was Bonds, Finley and Alou, the first time 3 40+ year olds started in an outfield in baseball history. And, speaking of Alou, I believe sometime back in the 60's, there was a Giants team where 3 brothers played in the outfield at the same time - Felipe, Jesus, and Matty Alou. And, even lesser known, was the 4th brother - Boog. I'll back off now. |
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The home run Mark Ellis hit Friday night tied Dave Collins' record of 32 career homers by a player born in South Dakota! :D |
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Methinks you mighta counted your squirrels too quick and left out a few nuts. Yanks are now half a game back and closing rapidly. |
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=yspsctnhdln>Chipper Jones ties record for extra-base hits</TD></TR><TR><TD height=7><SPACER type="block" width="1" height="1"></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>July 16, 2006
SAN DIEGO (AP) -- Atlanta's Chipper Jones hit a two-run homer Sunday to give him an extra-base hit in 14 straight games, tying the big league record set in 1927 by Pittsburgh's Paul Waner. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> |
If I mention that the Cubs pooped away a 5 run lead, and game up 11 runs in <i>one inning</i>, including <b>two</b> grand slams and another a 2-banger, will I be the first one to reference that game against the Mets?
Wow. I think the Mgr is Dusty Baker and he was having a fit in the dugout. Are the players trying to get him fired? |
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Yea, yea, I know. It was a record for the most number of runs scored in one inning by any Mets team. Now, both grand slams were hit to the opposite field; one of the pitches was right on the corner, and the other one was 6" outside the strike zone, so I don't entirely blame the pitchers. But there were 2 errors committed by Todd Walker, including dropping a throw at second that could've been a double play in that same inning. If you take away that one half inning, the Cubs win 7-2. Selective memory is necessary if you're a Cubs fan. |
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The champs are coming and they are very unhappy. Yikes! :eek: mick |
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Yea, I'm a bitter ol' Cubs fan. What's it to 'ya?! Chuck - how was the trip? |
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The trip as a whole was great. Can't say I enjoyed the city of Detroit very much, but the ballpark was beautiful on the outside and very nice inside. Food choices were fairly limited: burgers and hot dogs, sausages, nachos, and chicken fingers. Great view of the field from just about anywhere. Very cool scoreboard. Plus it was "Negro League Celebration" weekend, so the teams wore old-time uniforms. Toronto was beautiful. The city is awesome. The SkyDome is pretty cool. Not much to look at from the outside, but inside is really cool. The dome actually opened while we were inside. Our seats were on the 3rd base side and when the dome opened, the CN Tower was directly in front of us. Unbelievable view. The video scoreboard is the largest TV in the world, we were told. The upper deck seats have the steepest slope (35%) of any park in the majors (which is hard to believe after sitting way up in Shea). And when we took the ballpark tour on Monday morning, they let us go out on the field in center. Very cool. The food, again, was pretty limited. Pretty much the same as Detroit. Very successful weekend (except at the casinos in Detroit! :( ) |
Chuck,
Welcome back and glad that you had a good trip. :) Now watch your SportsCenter tonight. They have to tell you when was the last time this happened: In tonight's game between Washington and Florida each leadoff batter homered, not just sometime during the game, but as the 1st hitter in the first innning! Soriano for Washington and Ramirez for Florida. |
According to ESPN.com, the Wash/Fla game is the 28th time in MLB history that each team's lead-off batter hit a HR. They didn't list the last time it happened.
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Sox win second straight 1-0 game against the Royals. That sounds like good news, but it worries me just a little. Some Putz got the save against the Yankees.
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There's apparently some story in one of the NY papers that is trashing him because he was seen sunbathing with his shirt off in Central Park the afternoon before his 17 errors and 9 strike-outs (or however many there were) against Seattle. At least the 1st base umpire helped out the Yankees that game. (I think I just heard Rocky's head explode.) |
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There's always good stuff on the Onion. Oh, yea, btw, before I forget: Shut up. |
The Tigers finally beat the Champs at ...get this, Chuck ... Coamerica Park.:)
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<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=black12bold colSpan=10 height=30>Central</TD></TR><TR><TD class=grey12bold> TEAM</TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>W </TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>L </TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>PCT </TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>GB </TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>HOME </TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>ROAD </TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>L-10 </TD><TD class=grey12bold align=right>STREAK </TD></TR><TR><TD class=boxscorefooter> Detroit</TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>64 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>31 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>.674 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>- </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>31-16 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>33-15 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>7-3 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>W-2 </TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#cccccc colSpan=9 height=1></TD></TR><TR><TD class=boxscorefooter> Chicago White Sox</TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>58 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>36 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>.617 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>5.5 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>33-14 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>25-22 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>3-7 </TD><TD class=boxscorefooter align=right>L-2 </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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C..o..m..e..r..i..c..a Thanks. Chuck. I'm always learning from you experienced veterans. My next time there will be my first. |
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I don't why they keep throwing Tavares out there. :(
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The Yanks need pitching, not hitting. The Cubbies need......:D |
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How many games do you predict Ozzie will get for yesterday's little fooferoo in Texas? My guess is minimum 5 games- maximum 10 games. |
Well, it ain't <i>beisbol</i>, but I'm gonna post it anyway...
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/hor...ory?id=2528450 Wjen I first read this, I laughed. Then I said to myself "Self...whatinthehell are you laughing at?". That just ain't right. The horse shoulda bitten his damn head off. |
Twins have won something like 32 of their last 40 and the Tigers are still 8.5 up on them. Looking pretty good out there, Mick!
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It's kind of you to notice, but the Twins have invited the Tigers to Minnesota for a bit (3 games 7/28,29,30), after April games of 3 of 3 [Detroit] and May games of 4 of 6 [Detroit]. Back then the Twins (I think) hadn't discovered Liriano [1.93]. And, Santana is still a bad boy [3.04]. It would be cool to see Liriano and Verlander [both rookies] take turns in the same game. :) mick |
How sad is Prior's season? He is throwing a no-hitter and has to be pulled in the 6th because he just isn't in shape to go deep into games at this point.
The match-ups for Detroit @ Minn : <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=yspscores noWrap width="20%"> Fri, Jul 28</TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap align=left width="20%"> 8:10 pm EDT</TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap width="58%"> Z. Miner vs. F. Liriano</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD noWrap width=3> </TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap width="20%">Sat, Jul 29</TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap align=left width="20%"> 7:10 pm EDT</TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap width="58%"> N. Robertson vs. B. Radke</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD noWrap width=3> </TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap width="20%"> Sun, Jul 30</TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap align=left width="20%"> 2:10 pm EDT</TD><TD class=yspscores noWrap width="58%"> J. Bonderman vs. J. Santana</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> |
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Detroit 30 of last 40 |
Harold Reynolds fired from ESPN
a couple of different links:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=714 http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/w...axe-189733.php my brother has witnessed first hand HR's fondness for the ladies, so that reputation does hurt his credibility in a case like this.............but like most of what I've read, my brother says Harold Reynolds is a really, really nice guy |
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As far as "abusing" Wood and Prior, I'm not really in that camp. It's probably more likely in Wood's case, because almost all of his injuries seem to be pitching-related. But I would have to stick up for Prior; his injuries have not always been pitching-related. This year it was a strained oblique muscle after taking batting practice. Last year he was out after taking a line drive off his elbow. I believe 2 or 3 years ago he was on the DL after trying to jump over the Pirates' second baseman while running the bases. It's just all part of the soap opera I've had to endure all my life. (organ music = on) "These are the Days of Our Cubbies" (organ music = off) |
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Ouch! Another 19-run game for the Yankees. And against the Devil Rays this time.
Sox win in extras with an opposite field grounder from David Ortiz, beating the shift! Love it!! Love it!!!!! |
This morning, SportsCenter said that it was only the 5th start in Randy Johnson's career with zero strikeouts. Ouch.
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The Yankees get Abreu and Lidle for.....who?
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Mets sweep in Atlanta (3 or more games) for the first time since '85. Cubs sweep Cards (4 games) for first time since '72. Wow.
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I think I heard someone say Abreu is set to get $15 million next year......not that it matters to the Yankees.
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The Yanks can also bring Sheffield back as a DH too next year and maybe see if he can play a little 1B. Giambi should be a full time DH. He sucks at 1B. Terrible defensively. |
Maddux gets traded to the Dodgers for a shortstop recovering from an injury?
<font size = -2>...grumble...grumble...</font size> It's enough to make a Cub fan want to commit Harry Carey. |
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The only good thing about today is I got to walk around with a wisk broom in my shirt pocket. I didn't have to say a word to any of the Cardinal fans in the office; they knew exactly what it represented. First time since 1972 have the Cubs swept the Cards in a 4-game series. "Is that a broom in your pocket, or are you just happy to see the Cardinals lose?" |
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I'm not much into baseball. I got my satisfaction when I was 16 years old watching Tim McGraw's daddy finishing off the Royals in October 1980 and my last hearbreak watching Joe Carter skip around the bases in 1993.
But Big Papi is ridiculous. He makes you sit and watch, just like I would watch Barry Sanders or Randy Moss in football. And he's clutch like MJ or Kobe in basketball. Oh well, that will be my one baseball comment for the season. 38 days until Miami @ Pittsburgh. |
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93 was fun cuz the Jays won the WS and the Habs won the SC. |
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:p :p Plus you guys still have to claim "that idiot kicker" Vanderjagt as yours :mad: |
Doubly bad news for the Red Sox today:
1. Varitek out 4-6 weeks with cartilage damage in his knee. 2. Cleveland 6, Boston 3; NYY 5, Toronto 1 AL EAST Standings: 1. NYY 62 - 41 .602 2. Boston 63 - 42 .600 |
Hey, JR, just thought I'd post this before you did:
http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/gamece...060802_ARI@CHC And the sun continues to rise in the east, and that bear continues to, well, you know... |
Sox pull out another 9th-inning walk-off win. That makes two in the last three games against the Indians. And both off the same kid, Fausto Carmona. As happy as I am for the wins, I feel bad for this kid. He wasn't really trained as a "closer", and now has 2 blown saves in 3 days. That has to hurt the confidence. (Although a big part of me says that a major league pitcher should be able to get his first 3 guys out.)
Last night's was even worse than the first one. You give up a HR to Ortiz. . . Hey, he's beaten better guys than Carmona. But last night, he got the first 2 outs with K's. Then got 2 strikes on the next guy. . . then plunked him!! Then on the NEXT pitch, plunks the NEXT batter! Then walks another guy to load the bases. Then Loretta did his thing. Since trading away their primary closer (Wickman) at the deadline last week, the Indians don't have a single pitcher on staff who has recorded a save this season. http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/NAS...it&timeFrame=1 |
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YU.P., it's about the manager.
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Tar Heel signed.
DETROIT — The Detroit Tigers made pitching news on Friday, announcing that rookie star Justin Verlander will skip his Sunday start and that they've signed first-round draft pick Andrew Miller.
...Miller, who signed a four-year contract, finished 13-2 with a 2.48 ERA in 20 games at North Carolina this season. The lefthander won the Roger Clemens Award as college baseball's top pitcher and was named player of the year by Baseball America and pitcher of the year in the Atlantic Coast Conference.The 6-foot-6, 210-pound junior is North Carolina's all-time strikeout leader with 325. As a freshman and sophomore, Miller was 14-7 and earned second-team All-ACC honors each season. Andrew Miller wasn't taken first because he was considered to be expecting too much money. |
[QUOTE=mick]DETROIT — The Detroit Tigers made pitching news on Friday, announcing that rookie star Justin Verlander[I] will skip his Sunday start
It's gotta be a concern for all of the Tiger's young pitchers. None of them have really pitched close to the 200 or so innings per year that are expected of MLB pitchers. Gotta watch those young arms. They just keep winning anyway though, don't they? |
Hey, I just noticed that the rating for this thread is up to 4 stars. Excellent. Who voted? If you haven't rated it yet, you should; but you should go back few pages and check out the World Cup Beauties that Tony posted for us. That should earn a 5-star rating from any of the guys here!! :D
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How about them Cardinals.......:mad:
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Walk-off Homer by Pudge. :)
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Getting a little testy up there in Red Sox country, aren't we? Afraid the home team's gonna be collapsing like a big-dig tunnel? |
Another week of trouble.
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Well, not to worry. After a sizzling Minnesota visits Detroit, and after the Tigers visit an unhappy Chicago, your team, after playing Kansas City and Baltimore, will get to host a tired Detroit team and have enough advantages to get you outa that funk. <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=1 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 7 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">Minnesota </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">7:05 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 8 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">Minnesota </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">7:05 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 9 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">Minnesota </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">7:05 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 11 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">at Chicago White Sox </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">8:35 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 12 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">at Chicago White Sox </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">1:20 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 13 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">at Chicago White Sox </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">2:05 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 14 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">at Boston </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">7:05 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 15 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">at Boston </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">7:05 p.m. </TD></TR><TR><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="15%">Aug. 16 </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="40%">at Boston </TD><TD style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #fcebe2" width="30%">7:05 p.m. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> |
Hey DJ, Sexton finally comes to life, huh? Nice win in extras over the Rays. That's something the Sox couldn't seem to manage last week.
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I know this is the off-topic baseball thread, but we talked about soccer, so what the heck to you think of the new shirts the NFL officials are wearing? :eek:
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