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JCrow Mon Apr 03, 2006 08:24am

True Sport
 
If you wanted to see a True Competition w/o unsportsmanlike coaches and clueless commentators I hope you all saw Lorena Ochoa, Michelle Wie, Natalie Gulbis and Karrie Webb go at eachother at the Nabisco.

When you need an Eagle on the 18th and hole it from 130 yards......that's clutch. Way to go Karrie!

Gulbis is a hell of a competitor, too. Lorena Ochoa takes about 20 minutes to pick a club on evey shot (I would KILL her).... Natalie just stood their chit-chatting with Michell Wie looking like she didn't have a care in the world.

I, myself, shot an extremely respectful 101 on Saturday! Had I carried TWO drivers like Phil is doing.......I might have had a 99. Are you Conspiracy Buffs like me? I think Phil is getting moo-goo bucks from his Endorsement Manufacturer! I can imagine the conversation:

Manufactuer: "Phil...here's the Plan. You carry two drivers all season. Say that it improves your game. Then we'll sell every golfer in America an extra driver!"

Phil: "Jeeez...even Crow isn't stupid enough to fall for that one?"

ChuckElias Mon Apr 03, 2006 08:37am

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Originally Posted by JCrow
If you wanted to see a True Competition w/o unsportsmanlike coaches and clueless commentators I hope you all saw Lorena Ochoa, Michelle Wie, Natalie Gulbis and Karrie Webb go at eachother at the Nabisco.

Was this one of those competitive eating things? Nabisco? Were they trying to see how many crackers they could eat in 3 minutes?

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I, myself, shot an extremely respectful 101 on Saturday!
Did you say "please" and "thank you" to the caddy all day? Or maybe you bowed to the other members of your foursome on the first tee? :)

Or maybe I don't have enough things to worry about today. . . :D

BktBallRef Mon Apr 03, 2006 08:41am

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Originally Posted by JCrow
I, myself, shot an extremely respectful 101 on Saturday! Had I carried TWO drivers like Phil is doing.......I might have had a 99.

How can you swing TWO drivers at one time? :rolleyes:

JCrow Mon Apr 03, 2006 09:28am

Nailed by the Grammar Guy......sigh.........

Phil hits the "fade driver" on short holes......and the "draw driver" on long holes......I might need 4 drivers:

Wild Slice

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M&M Guy Mon Apr 03, 2006 09:32am

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Originally Posted by JCrow
Nailed by the Grammar Guy......sigh.........

Phil hits the "fade driver" on short holes......and the "draw driver" on long holes......I might need 4 drivers:

Wild Slice

Duck Hook

Pop-Up

Worm-burner

I saved some money by buying the one driver that does all four. :rolleyes:

Dan_ref Mon Apr 03, 2006 09:51am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
I saved some money by buying the one driver that does all four. :rolleyes:

I saved even more money but not owning any clubs at all. When I get the urge to pick up the game I go down to the park & spend some time chucking a box of new balls into the lake 1 at a time.

26 Year Gap Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:29am

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Originally Posted by BktBallRef
How can you swing TWO drivers at one time? :rolleyes:

You are reading into it. He said he was carrying them, not swinging them, which I assume means he was hitting one-handed drives.;)

zebraman Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:32am

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Originally Posted by JCrow
Nailed by the Grammar Guy......sigh.........

Phil hits the "fade driver" on short holes......and the "draw driver" on long holes......I might need 4 drivers:

Wild Slice

Duck Hook

Pop-Up

Worm-burner

You forgot your "complete whiff" driver.

Z

M&M Guy Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:36am

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Originally Posted by zebraman
You forgot your "complete whiff" driver.

Z

He probably left that one at home; remember, there's a 14-club maximum.

M&M Guy Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:39am

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
I saved even more money but not owning any clubs at all. When I get the urge to pick up the game I go down to the park & spend some time chucking a box of new balls into the lake 1 at a time.

Save a few for the bushes as well. You would be surprised how many get lost in there.

Now Dan, with your "colorful" vocabulary, you would be perfect for golf. ;)

26 Year Gap Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:41am

And then there is the "grammar guy" driver

http://www.medicus.com/

JCrow Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:41am

M&M Guy,

May God punish you by having you assigned permanently to 3 & 4 Grade Girls "Tournament" Games with Coach Ramos..........

M&M Guy Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:10pm

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M&M Guy,

May God punish you by having you assigned permanently to 3 & 4 Grade Girls "Tournament" Games with Coach Ramos..........

THANKS A LOT!

oops, I mean: Thanks A Lot!

WhistlesAndStripes Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:58pm

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
I saved even more money but not owning any clubs at all. When I get the urge to pick up the game I go down to the park & spend some time chucking a box of new balls into the lake 1 at a time.

I think I realized the greatest savings of all....I just switched my insurance to Geico!!!

26 Year Gap Mon Apr 03, 2006 06:28pm

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Originally Posted by Whistles & Stripes
I think I realized the greatest savings of all....I just switched my insurance to Geico!!!

You only saved up to 15%. ;)


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