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Old Mon Mar 20, 2006, 04:51am
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"I once had a sense of humour but now I am a referee"

not to steal your sig but...

I once had a sense of humor then I read this thread:

http://www.officialforum.com/thread/24519
Well, well, well......

An "esteemed member" shows up.....
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Old Tue Mar 21, 2006, 10:53pm
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JR:

I don't know if you're linking me as the phantom 'esteemed member' or not but my post was merely a (failed) attempt at humor by hijacking the parent's sig and ....oh well nevermind.
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Old Tue Mar 21, 2006, 11:01pm
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Well, there's 10 second, 5 second, and 3 second violations. Interestingly, none of those are considered player control fouls...
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Old Tue Mar 21, 2006, 11:06pm
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Don't forget Padgett's favourite....

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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 01:26am
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JR:

I don't know if you're linking me as the phantom 'esteemed member' or not but my post was merely a (failed) attempt at humor by hijacking the parent's sig and ....oh well nevermind.
My apologies for linking you to the phantom.

Bet this thread pisses him off no end.
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 02:26am
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 08:34am
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Going to the hole.
Slamming it home.
Scoring.
Getting penetration.
Stuffing it down someone's throat.
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 09:24am
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Going to the hole.
Slamming it home.
Scoring.
Getting penetration.
Stuffing it down someone's throat.

That's great.......
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 11:40am
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backside foul
thumping (really pertains to jerseys)
"and 1"
held ball
going to the rack

not sure if this is one, but when vitale says it, it sounds dirty

dipsy-doo, dunkeroo
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 08:38am
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(For women's rules)

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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 01:38pm
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How about these. Facial and packed.
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 02:09pm
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I just got to tell you a story then. We have an instructor who have a trick to help us remember the four golde rules of officiating.
1. Box in
2. Look for the hole
3. Penetrate
4. Move constantly
So he told us this story (directed to boys for obvious reasons )

You're going into a bar, you look around. "Alright, any nice girls?". Then you're boxing in.
Then you select one and start a date, and invite them home. Have a drink or what ever, and well, when you get to the more sexual part I think the rest makes sence
Look for the hole
Penetrate
and Move Constantly

I'll never forget the rules for sure
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