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Old Sun Mar 19, 2006, 05:20pm
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I can't remember if we did this before....

I'll start:

3-person mechanics

Next...

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Old Sun Mar 19, 2006, 07:00pm
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Well, on this site, we used to call it "banging" to give a T to a coach. It just started feeling weird to me to talk about banging this coach and banging that coach and how many coaches have you banged this year. I managed to get it changed to "whacking". THere may still be connotations, but they're not quite as lascivious.

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Old Sun Mar 19, 2006, 09:16pm
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Old Sun Mar 19, 2006, 10:11pm
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"Over the back". Oh wait - never mind.
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Old Sun Mar 19, 2006, 10:47pm
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"Over the back". Oh wait - never mind.
Blasphemer!!!!!

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Old Sun Mar 19, 2006, 11:08pm
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There is also "**** Violation"

[Edited by Malcolm Tucker on Mar 20th, 2006 at 07:58 AM]
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Old Mon Mar 20, 2006, 12:09am
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"I once had a sense of humour but now I am a referee"

not to steal your sig but...

I once had a sense of humor then I read this thread:

http://www.officialforum.com/thread/24519
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Old Mon Mar 20, 2006, 04:51am
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"I once had a sense of humour but now I am a referee"

not to steal your sig but...

I once had a sense of humor then I read this thread:

http://www.officialforum.com/thread/24519
Well, well, well......

An "esteemed member" shows up.....
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Old Tue Mar 21, 2006, 10:53pm
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JR:

I don't know if you're linking me as the phantom 'esteemed member' or not but my post was merely a (failed) attempt at humor by hijacking the parent's sig and ....oh well nevermind.
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Old Tue Mar 21, 2006, 11:01pm
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Well, there's 10 second, 5 second, and 3 second violations. Interestingly, none of those are considered player control fouls...
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Old Tue Mar 21, 2006, 11:06pm
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Don't forget Padgett's favourite....

PALMING
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 01:26am
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I don't know if you're linking me as the phantom 'esteemed member' or not but my post was merely a (failed) attempt at humor by hijacking the parent's sig and ....oh well nevermind.
My apologies for linking you to the phantom.

Bet this thread pisses him off no end.
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 02:26am
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 08:34am
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Going to the hole.
Slamming it home.
Scoring.
Getting penetration.
Stuffing it down someone's throat.
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Old Wed Mar 22, 2006, 08:38am
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(For women's rules)

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