Bball or reffing terms that seem dirty but aren't

[tnzebra]

Originally Posted by Nevadaref

Going to the hole.
Slamming it home.
Scoring.
Getting penetration.
Stuffing it down someone's throat.

That's great.......

[icallfouls]

backside foul
thumping (really pertains to jerseys)
"and 1"
held ball
going to the rack

not sure if this is one, but when vitale says it, it sounds dirty

dipsy-doo, dunkeroo

[Stripes33]

How about these. Facial and packed.

[crazy voyager]

I just got to tell you a story then. We have an instructor who have a trick to help us remember the four golde rules of officiating.
1. Box in
2. Look for the hole
3. Penetrate
4. Move constantly
So he told us this story (directed to boys for obvious reasons )

You're going into a bar, you look around. "Alright, any nice girls?". Then you're boxing in.
Then you select one and start a date, and invite them home. Have a drink or what ever, and well, when you get to the more sexual part I think the rest makes sence
Look for the hole
Penetrate
and Move Constantly

I'll never forget the rules for sure

[zebraman]

You know, I'm not one who ever complains about off-topic threads or threads that take a humorous turn. Nor am I easily offended. But this whole thread is kind of like bad junior high humor. Can we get rid of it?

Z

[PGCougar]

Originally Posted by zebraman

You know, I'm not one who ever complains about off-topic threads or threads that take a humorous turn. Nor am I easily offended. But this whole thread is kind of like bad junior high humor. Can we get rid of it?

Z

I dunno Z, I think the thread started somewhat lower than junior high humor to begin with and rapidly descended from there.

[mplagrow]

Originally Posted by PGCougar

I dunno Z, I think the thread started somewhat lower than junior high humor to begin with and rapidly descended from there.

Gotta admit, I teach Junior High, and I'm sure they'd be getting a kick out of this. Are ALL referees this repressed and immature? I know I am.

[canuckrefguy]

Originally Posted by zebraman

You know, I'm not one who ever complains about off-topic threads or threads that take a humorous turn. Nor am I easily offended. But this whole thread is kind of like bad junior high humor. Can we get rid of it?

Z

Yes. And while we're at it, we'll get rid of:

Davisms
Squirrels
fishnets
Red Sox threads
short jokes
fat jokes


Shall I go on?

[Snake~eyes]

Originally Posted by canuckrefguy

Yes. And while we're at it, we'll get rid of:

Davisms
Squirrels
fishnets
Red Sox threads
short jokes
fat jokes


Shall I go on?

Davisms are about the only good thing on that list. You can toss everything else.

[Rita C]

I can't get past your handle.

You've seen the email that shows how you only need the first and last letter to read a word?

Well, what word to you think I see when I see "canuckrefguy"?

Rita

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by rainmaker

Well, on this site, we used to call it "banging" to give a T to a coach. It just started feeling weird to me to talk about banging this coach and banging that coach and how many coaches have you banged this year. I managed to get it changed to "whacking". THere may still be connotations, but they're not quite as lascivious.

I love "whacking" a coach. It just fits in with my Godfather lifestyle.

MTD, Sr.