hall of fame fan comments

[BigDave]

I did a camp over the weekend and had two of the worst (uneducated) fan comments I've ever heard.

The first was in a boys varsity game. Mr. Aintgottaclue was chirping from the stands about guys staying in the lane for three seconds. Gee, haven't heard that before. Well, to show how silly he was, on one particular play, this was his comment. "Three seconds! Three seconds! #54 is in the perimeter for three seconds!" I guess his ideal game would be played from half court.

The second comment, and the better of the two, was in a girls game last night. The center for the home team comes driving down the court. As she attempts to stop and shoot a 5 footer, she takes about four small steps. Her coordination was lacking a bit. I waved the shot and called a travel. As I'm administering the ball for the throw-in, Joe Dad says "Haven't you ever heard of a jump stop?"

These two moments were the highlight of my weekend.