How to Ask Assignors for Work

[JCrow]

I'm a lonely man......all day long people whack me with screwy problems at work....nobody will eat lunch with me because all I talk about is Basketball and Golf......so at lunch hour, I sit alone at my desk in front of the computer and attempt to cheer myself up.

Had a big Meeting today with vendors trying to market a new product to my company. One guy says,

"You look like Joe Jones in our Sales Department."

I said, "I bet Joe doesn't date much."