Bird on the Court

[zebraman]

I generally pregame that the T or the C (whichever one is opposite the table) has chicken responsibilities. However, you really need to check with "your area" to see how this is handled regionally.

If you wear belted pants, you lose all credibility in the coop. Good coop presence will generally let you B.S. your way out of things if you haven't read rule 11 which deals with barnyard animals.

After the T, I like to get the calling official away from the dinner table until emotions have calmed down.

If there is another chicken technical that needs to be called later, I like it to be a different official because a bird in the hand is worth two at the line.

When a coach sees an official running around like a nut, it really roasts him.

Z