Big local HS game over the weekend. The Warriors vs. the Red Hens. Game tied, 1:30 left. A fan from the Warriors' bleechers throws a live chicken on the court. I had to run around like a nut to catch it. It pecked me about 8 times.
I was really PO'd. I put the chicken in an upside down waste paper basket by the Table and walked over to the Warrior's Coach.
I made the "T" sign right in his face. He says,
"What was that for?" And I replied,
"Offensive Fowl!"
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