Middle School Coach Ejection

[JCrow]

Thankfully, no. In Massachusetts alone, there have been 5 fatal aaccidents in the last 3 years involving Spider Stagings. Not a very humerous subject when you consider the families.

Hmmmmmm......you say there was 1:40 left in a Game where Team A was up by 4 and as A1 dribbles up the court, his Coach is yelling "_____OUT" which you couldn't quite interpret due to the Coach's poor enounciation. You think he may have been referring to the famous "SIDE OUT" Play in basketball? Is that where the Guards, Forwards and Center all go to a corner and allow the "SIDE-OUT" to go one-on-one against the other Team's "MIDDLE-IN"?

Next, you T the Coach a few times and alter the destiny of Team A in a manner that could only be imagined in a Classical Greek Tragedy. Afterward, your aleged Assignor congratulats you on your "FEMA-like Crisis Management Style" while not thinking to himself,

"Please God...get me way from this lunatic before he hurts me, too."

I think I understand......