especially HS games. This announcement should be made before the National Anthem so that it is clear to everyone in the stands........and maybe some coaches.
"There is no 3 second violation if the ball is continuously being tipped around the basket. If anyone yells "3 seconds!" they will be immeadiatly removed from the gym. Thank you."

I like this version better. :) Simpler, too.

Yea, but Mr. Spelling Guy won't!

What about "over the back" and "that's a reach". I'd like to see them gone as well.

how about just "anybody jelling at the refs will soon get a big big anvil in their head, thank you for your co-operation". :P

How about..... "Call it both ways!"

"If you yell any nonexistant calls to the officials, you will immediately have to come on the court and officiate one quarter of the game."

That would shut everyone up QUICKLY!

How about when they count the three seconds for you from the stands. I love that one.

"At the door is the NFHS closed book test. You must pass it before you are allowed to holler at an official."

This only makes sense if Ricky Ricardo is the PA announcer.

Or if it's part of a Dr. Scholls commercial.

".... and before we play the national anthem, the administration of your local refferee's association would like to announce that "over the back" has still not been designated as a type of foul and that the term does not appear anywhere in the published rule book. Thank you for you cooperation".

Rules #11- #20
 

"Your Attention Please: The Local Officials Association is sponsoring a contest. Exit the one-way doors on the North end of the Gymnasium for this 'Official Challenge.' Knowledge about rules #11-20 is essential." :D