Hey Ref we suck really bad wanan help us out !!!

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by IREFU2
I would have asked him if he wanted to trade places. If he would let me decide who would go in the game, then he could decide when I should call fouls.

This is a little too smart-@$$ for my personality. I would've said pretty much what Tweet said. "Coach, we're gonna call what's in front of us. Good luck."

If I wanted to make the point more forcefully, I might've said, "Coach, we wouldn't cheat for the other team, so we can't cheat for you either."