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Mon Sep 19, 2005, 09:16pm
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......does it take to change a light bulb?
Best answer (I am the sole judge) wins an autographed picture of Dick Bavetta in fishnets.* Don't even ask where I got it. *Disclaimer: the judge reserves the right to send a substitute prize.
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Mon Sep 19, 2005, 09:30pm
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Lightbulbs? What does a coach need a lightbulb for? OR Can't be done, the coach keep sticking his finger in the socket OR Only 1 coach...but he needs lots of lightbulbs. (Thank you very much, I'll be here all week...don't forget to tip your waitress...)
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Mon Sep 19, 2005, 09:40pm
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Wouldn't that require the coach to read the directions on how to put it in?
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Mon Sep 19, 2005, 09:46pm
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RULING: Technical foul. Changing a lightbulb is not a valid reason to get out of his seat per rule 10-5-1.
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Mon Sep 19, 2005, 10:25pm
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It can't be done. No head coach could do that alone. Since changing a lightbulb is not a reason for an assistant coach to stand up, the lightbulb will never get changed. If you think about it, that's OK because coaches are used to being in the dark.
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Mon Sep 19, 2005, 11:52pm
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Linus Van Pelt should have been an official. His sister Lucy should have been a coach.
Linus: It is better to light one tiny candle than to curse the darkness. Lucy: You stupid darkness!!
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Sat Sep 24, 2005, 11:17pm
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Coach wouldn't change the bulb, he'd blame the officials for not bringing candles.
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Sat Sep 24, 2005, 11:32pm
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Quote:
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Sun Sep 25, 2005, 09:39am
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Yup, that's a good-one.
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Sun Sep 25, 2005, 10:14am
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The bonus light is out on our side, you homer.
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Sun Sep 25, 2005, 08:44pm
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Gee- not one post about the coach "reaching" for a new bulb. Or dropping the old one "over the back".
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Mon Sep 26, 2005, 06:26am
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I do know it would take at least 3 seconds.
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