I am going to be working the semi-finals of an over 30 league on April fools day. I was wondering if any of you witty forum members have any April fools jokes I can use on these guys,before or after the games. Thanks in advance.
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Two words . . .
MULTIPLE FOUL!
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Good one Mark!
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A fake toss is always good for a few smiles. :)
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(2) Maybe walk in with a cane, or a fake leg cast. (3) Through a football flag for the first foul... then say "oops... wrong sport." (4) If you have a friend that works for PBS/local TV, have him/her come in as if the game is televised. ..Mike [Edited by JugglingReferee on Mar 28th, 2001 at 10:41 PM] |
The first time a coach calls a to signal for a T.
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Wear a pair of football officials pants and socks!
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How about the first time the coach says ANYTHING AT ALL... "WHACK" :) |
A blind man's cane.
Throw a flag at the first foul. An umpire's mask and chest protector. If it were me, The fake toss is as far as I would go. |
Tim-
I don't have what Brian calls "the onions" to do any of them. But it's been fun to think about it!! |
There is much history behind the onions.
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As Gallagher would say..."Just to be funny"....
(1) Fake toss is good, or you could drop or bounce it downwards instead of toss, (2) flag is good...how about soccer ref cards...flash a red or yellow card on a foul (3) get a player to hand you some money when you make a call on the other guys, (4) exagerate you mechanics and invent new ones,..maybe hand out a "bus pass" for a travel call, call a foul like "assault and battery on 32", "molesting", "offense touching", (5) when they complain about a call yell out, "Hey, I'm blind not def." (6) have a ball with no air in it to switch on a time out or throw in (a la Globe Trotters) (7) wear different color socks or hike up your pants (like Erkel), a wig, make up (if you're Benny Hill...lol) Have fun....and remember... If you think no one cares that you're alive, try missing a cr payment. |
I just had another...
How about when you call a foul...you throw out a rubber chicken? See that's funny because a chicken is a fowl...blah blah blah Or hand out some deoderant for a foul smell. I've lost it haven't I? Here comes the wagon and the guys with my new white jacket... |
So, Suppref -- Tell us what you did!!! and how it was received...
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I used my sunglasses and the antenna from a volleyball net to try the old I'm blind trick. I think only the coaches got it.
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