New Uniform Rule

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team A scores a basket and runs down to defense -- team B inbounding the ball has a slight piece of foot inbound during the inbounds pass -- no back court defense I pass...

player bringing the ball up the court with no pressure takes an extra half step before starting dribbling I pass...

player is in the lane for 4 seconds while ball is being passed on the perimeter then starts heading out I pass...

player dribbling in frontcourt with no pressure goes to put one hand over the head to call a play -- palms the ball I pass...

player goes for a layup -- defense establishes position almost under the ring and gets hit by offensive player going for layup -- in high school thats a charge -- I pass -- you don't play defense under the ring on a layup...

post play -- defense has 2 hands on the offense and then proceeds to armbar -- Illegal -- I pass...unless I think hes pushing or guiding the offensive players...

close game -- ball flying OOB and player goes to dive out to save it -- about half an inch of his shoe touches the line -- I pass...I can always say that i didn't see his foot touch the line

10 minutes before the game visiting team doesn't have roster filled out -- I T the crap out of them -- just kidding -- i ask them where they are with it and if they are in the process of completing it i give them another minute...

kids name is like 30 letters -- it almost circles his number on the back -- I let it go...

Team A is red but one player washed their jersey with the wrong load and now instead of RED its a bit lighter but about 90% red -- I pass.

coach walks all the way to the baseline to talk to me -- I talk I dont enforce the coach's box...

A player has an earring -- I see it half way through the first quarter -- i instruct him it comes out our he wont get back in the game -- I dont want anyone injured...

before the game i realize that the baskets are only 9 feet high -- O well I guess that will be the closest thing to the NBA feeling for those kids that game...