WARNING!!! WARNING!! Annual off-topic baseball thread!!

[Jurassic Referee]

While waiting for the first pitch, I picked up a book that one of my sons dropped off--- "Idiot" by Johnny Damon.

Got as far as the ACKNOWLEDGMENTS in the front, where the author thanks everyone that he can think of. Included in there were the following gems:
1) I want to thank Lisa for making my hair look great.
2) I want to thank Jason Giambi for showing me what it's like to be a big leaguer.

He was serious too.

That was enough for me.

Some books were meant to be burned.