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Here's another one. During football season, one of the local grocery chains runs promotions and their employees get to wear football jerseys on the weekends. One Saturday, I was behind this young man in line at the checkstand. The checker (a cute girl) was wearing a jersey and also had a sign clipped to her name badge stating she had laryngitis and could not speak. The guy was buying beer and chips.

He saw her sign and asked her if it was true that she could not speak. She shook her head yes. He then pointed to his beer and asked her if she liked beer. Again she shook her head yes. He said, "Let me see if I understand this. You're attractive, you like football, you like beer, you have a job AND YOU CAN'T TALK!!! YOU'RE THE PERFECT WOMAN - WILL YOU MARRY ME???"

Everyone in line cracked up. We cracked up again when his buddy said, "Ask her if she owns her own car".

I once saw a guy at a Taco Bell order two Tacos and a water. They gave him the water, free of course.

He dumped it, then went up and got a free 'refill' of Coke from a different employee.

I quietly went about eatingmy tacos, but laughing my a$$ off on the inside.

A buddy of mine had the opportunity to officiate the game when it was in Ames, Iowa a few years ago. I think he only made about $150 for doing it. We like to pick on him for calling the foul that let Jonathan Bender go to the line and break Michael Jordan's single game scoring record in the McDonald's game.

My favorite McDonalds move is to give the cashier a Two dollar bill or a dollar coin. My most unfavorite would be to arrive at the same time as the visitors' bus after a close loss.