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Old Mon Mar 14, 2005, 08:57pm
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Last Saturday, my partner blew his whistle for a violation, then made a signal that I can only describe as a helicopter crashing. At the next break, I asked him what the heck was that all about. He said he wasn't sure if it was a travel, a carry or an illegal dribble so he mixed the three together.

Uh, OK.

This was the same partner, who the previous week, T'd a coach "on general principles". Ya gotta love it.
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Old Mon Mar 14, 2005, 09:32pm
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I saw a guy with quite a belly use it in his signal. The defender "bellied up" and bumped the dribbler, so he leaned back, stuck out his gut, and patted it with his non-fist hand.

That one gave me a good laugh.
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Old Mon Mar 14, 2005, 10:01pm
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...describe as a helicopter crashing. At the next break, I asked him what the heck was that all about. He said he wasn't sure if it was a travel, a carry or an illegal dribble so he mixed the three together.
I LOVE IT! Funny thing is I actually think I can picture this.
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Old Mon Mar 14, 2005, 10:41pm
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I'd love to see this mechanic on a PlayPic.
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I saw a guy with quite a belly use it in his signal. The defender "bellied up" and bumped the dribbler, so he leaned back, stuck out his gut, and patted it with his non-fist hand.

That one gave me a good laugh.
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Old Tue Mar 15, 2005, 02:26am
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I was at a tournament once, and had an official do this thing with his hips to simulate the old belly-bump or frontal hip check. It was hilarious to see this tall, lanky guy with glasses do this thing that looked suspiciously like something out of a Christina Aguilera video.

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Old Wed Mar 16, 2005, 07:27pm
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I have a partner I work with who reported a foul as "dogpile" one night. I don't remember the mechanic he used!
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2005, 08:36pm
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I recently had a partner who called "Over the back!!" While saying this, he lunged his arm forward like if he were swimming crawl... Nobody really noticed or cared about it but I had a good laugh with him after the game!
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2005, 08:44pm
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definitely doesn't beat the doggy paddle. If you imagine someone doggy paddling in the pool over and over again...that's what one of my partners did. When I asked him about it, he told me it is supposed to signal repeating "touchs" by the defense?????? How do you respond to such stupidity. I responded with a sardonic smile. I should add that this was actually a varsity official .
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2005, 10:28pm
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definitely doesn't beat the doggy paddle. If you imagine someone doggy paddling in the pool over and over again...that's what one of my partners did. When I asked him about it, he told me it is supposed to signal repeating "touchs" by the defense?????? How do you respond to such stupidity. I responded with a sardonic smile. I should add that this was actually a varsity official .
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2005, 10:36pm
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Who was the NFL white hat who got in trouble for the "giving him the business" foul? He used one hand as if he was giving a guy a "noogie" and using his other hand as if he was holding the guy's head.
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Who was the NFL white hat who got in trouble for the "giving him the business" foul? He used one hand as if he was giving a guy a "noogie" and using his other hand as if he was holding the guy's head.
1. Ben Dreith, NFL referee, explaining a 15-yard penalty over the intercom: "Number 99 of the defense, after tackling the quarterback, was giving him the business down there." (http://www.ffbookmarks.com/umpire_quotes.htm)


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Old Wed Mar 16, 2005, 11:55pm
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I've called players for cross body blocks and clipping during basketball games. It gets a chuckle out of the table personnel.
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Who was the NFL white hat who got in trouble for the "giving him the business" foul? He used one hand as if he was giving a guy a "noogie" and using his other hand as if he was holding the guy's head.
1. Ben Dreith, NFL referee, explaining a 15-yard penalty over the intercom: "Number 99 of the defense, after tackling the quarterback, was giving him the business down there." (http://www.ffbookmarks.com/umpire_quotes.htm)


Did he get in trouble for it? I thought it was just highly publicized
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Old Thu Mar 17, 2005, 10:24am
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I think what stood out about Dreith's comments was that it happened way back when officials were first given microphones to report infractions.
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