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Last Saturday, my partner blew his whistle for a violation, then made a signal that I can only describe as a helicopter crashing. At the next break, I asked him what the heck was that all about. He said he wasn't sure if it was a travel, a carry or an illegal dribble so he mixed the three together.
Uh, OK. This was the same partner, who the previous week, T'd a coach "on general principles". Ya gotta love it.
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I saw a guy with quite a belly use it in his signal. The defender "bellied up" and bumped the dribbler, so he leaned back, stuck out his gut, and patted it with his non-fist hand.
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I was at a tournament once, and had an official do this thing with his hips to simulate the old belly-bump or frontal hip check. It was hilarious to see this tall, lanky guy with glasses do this thing that looked suspiciously like something out of a Christina Aguilera video.
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I recently had a partner who called "Over the back!!" While saying this, he lunged his arm forward like if he were swimming crawl... Nobody really noticed or cared about it but I had a good laugh with him after the game!
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definitely doesn't beat the doggy paddle. If you imagine someone doggy paddling in the pool over and over again...that's what one of my partners did. When I asked him about it, he told me it is supposed to signal repeating "touchs" by the defense?????? How do you respond to such stupidity. I responded with a sardonic smile. I should add that this was actually a varsity official .
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Who was the NFL white hat who got in trouble for the "giving him the business" foul? He used one hand as if he was giving a guy a "noogie" and using his other hand as if he was holding the guy's head.
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I've called players for cross body blocks and clipping during basketball games. It gets a chuckle out of the table personnel.
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