stupid remarks by fans and wittier comeback responses by the official

[RAINMAN]

Originally posted by RAINMAN
GUYS, GREAT TOPIC HAVE FEW COME BACKS TO COACHES DON'T GIVE FANS THE TIME OF DAY.

COACH IS YELLING FOULS ARE SIX TO ONE, I TELL THE COACH "yOU KNOW COACH IF YOUR TEAM WOULD BOX OUT INSTEAD OF GIVING UP 3 AND 4 SHOTS A TRIP THEN HACKING ON THE LAST SHOT WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW." HE REPLIED YOU THINK SO? "I KNOW SO" AND TOOK OFF DOWN THE FLOOR DIN'T HEAR FROM HIM THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

PARTNER T'S HEAD COACH, WE LET HIM STAY UP EVEN THOUGH HE SHOULD BE DOWN. LATER IN THE GAME HE IS MOUTHING AGAIN. PARTNER GIVES A TWEET FROM A CROOS THE FLOOR AND A TEE. COACH SITS DOWN REAL QUICK. PARTNER GOES OVER TO THE ASSISTANT COACH WHO IS SITTING THERE WITH HIS CHIN IN HIS HAND MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS. LOUD RIVALRY GAME. PARTNER LEANS OVER AND TELLS THE ASSISTANT "THAT TEE IS ON YOU FOR NOT TAKING CARE OF HIM" (POINTING AT HEAD COACH). COACH DIDN'T GET UP OR SAY A WORD THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

BEFORE THE GAME GO OVER TO HOT FEMALE COACH TO GET CAPTIANS SMALL TALKING SHE TELLS ME YOU LOOK FAMILIAR DO I KNOW YOU. I REPLY "DO YOU KNOW THAT GUY YOU DREAM ABOUT" BELIEVE IT OR NOT SHE SAYS YES. I SAY "I'M HIM" AND WALK AWAY REAL QUICK. LATER IN THE GAME AS I GO BY I GIVE HER A "YOUR NOT DOSING OFF ON ME ARE YOU COACH."

DOING AN ELEMENTARY GAME A FEW YEARS BACK. INTRODUCE MYSELF TO A GROUP OF COACHES, ASK WHO IS THE HEAD COACH TWO OF THEM TELL ME THEY BOTH ARE. I TELL THEM TONIGHT YOU HAVE ONE WHO IS IT? ONE FINALLY SAYS HE WILL BE THE HEAD COACH. I TELL HIM I WILL ONLY HEAR CHIRPPING FROM HIM. NO CHIRPS FROM THE REST OF THE COACHES. I RECENTLY SAW ONE OF THE COACHES AT A HIGH SCHOOL GAME AS HE WALKS IN DURING PREGAME, HE TELLS ME HE IS A FAN TONIGHT HE CAN CHIRP ALL HE WANTS TO.