stupid remarks by fans and wittier comeback responses by the official

[bradfordwilkins]

A1 got in a looseball scuffle, out on B. A1 comes to inbounds the ball and says "You need to call that, they are slapping me everywhere!"

I respond "They are slapping your hands right? (the fact)"

He replies "Yea man, they hit my hands everywhere!"

Me: "Ok, good, because the hand is part of the ball."

I hand him the ball and start the 5 count.